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What in the WORLD guys.

What in the WORLD guys.

queenpon:

agentizzy353:

rap1993:

geezzlouise:

reborndragon:

steampunkjedi:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


oh my god

Worth reblogging.

Holy shit what do I keep telling people

Lol dude thats from Teletubbies

Before I even read the message below I knew that was from teletubbies. :B Babysitter’s know their shit :U

LMAO PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB

BAHAHAHAHA

queenpon:

agentizzy353:

rap1993:

geezzlouise:

reborndragon:

steampunkjedi:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

oh my god

Worth reblogging.

Holy shit what do I keep telling people

Lol dude thats from Teletubbies

Before I even read the message below I knew that was from teletubbies. :B Babysitter’s know their shit :U

LMAO PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB

BAHAHAHAHA

andrivette:

Can I just post this for everyone I know to see?

Between this and Socially Awkward Penguin, I swear someone’s stalking me

andrivette:

Can I just post this for everyone I know to see?

Between this and Socially Awkward Penguin, I swear someone’s stalking me

ovencrispy:

So apparently, this reminded my friend Hana of me.
…I can see the resemblance.

I think I almost died for a second there.

ovencrispy:

So apparently, this reminded my friend Hana of me.

…I can see the resemblance.

I think I almost died for a second there.


thisisgoodcoffee:

designer: “So… what should we have on the box?”
supervisor: “F*cking. Everything.”
d: “Ok… um… how bright should it be?”
s: “The Sun.”
d: “Should we include Luigi?”
s: “Put him as far away as feasibly possible while still being moderately recognizable.”


Wait, where /is/ Lui— OH GOD LOL

thisisgoodcoffee:

designer: “So… what should we have on the box?”

supervisor: “F*cking. Everything.”

d: “Ok… um… how bright should it be?”

s: “The Sun.”

d: “Should we include Luigi?”

s: “Put him as far away as feasibly possible while still being moderately recognizable.”

Wait, where /is/ Lui— OH GOD LOL

wellalrightiguess:

diarrheaheartfailure:

kimjonggoon:

anticapitalist:

Hackers Successfully Install Linux on a Potato

Hackers from the LinuxOnAnything.nl Web site successfully installed Linux on a potato. It’s the first time the operating system has been successfully installed on a root vegetable.
“A potato doesn’t have a CPU, memory or storage space, so it was quite a challenge,” said Johan Piest of the Linux on Anything (LOA) group. “Obviously we couldn’t use a large distribution like Fedora or Ubuntu, so we went with Damn Small Linux.”
After weeks of trying the group got a Linux kernel specially modified for a potato loaded, and were able to edit a small text file in vi. Linux was loaded onto the potato using a USB thumb drive and commands were sent in binary to the potato using a set of red and black wires.
The LOA group is a part of a growing group of hackers attempting to get Linux loaded on anything. It started on electronic devices like Gameboys and iPods, but recently groups have taken on tougher challenges like light bulbs and puppies.

DEAR LORD I’M LAUGHING SO HARD.
Also, glados would like this.

…wat



DUDE WHAT As a programmer, this made my entire day as it has been, thus far, sub-par.

wellalrightiguess:

diarrheaheartfailure:

kimjonggoon:

anticapitalist:

Hackers Successfully Install Linux on a Potato

Hackers from the LinuxOnAnything.nl Web site successfully installed Linux on a potato. It’s the first time the operating system has been successfully installed on a root vegetable.

“A potato doesn’t have a CPU, memory or storage space, so it was quite a challenge,” said Johan Piest of the Linux on Anything (LOA) group. “Obviously we couldn’t use a large distribution like Fedora or Ubuntu, so we went with Damn Small Linux.”

After weeks of trying the group got a Linux kernel specially modified for a potato loaded, and were able to edit a small text file in vi. Linux was loaded onto the potato using a USB thumb drive and commands were sent in binary to the potato using a set of red and black wires.

The LOA group is a part of a growing group of hackers attempting to get Linux loaded on anything. It started on electronic devices like Gameboys and iPods, but recently groups have taken on tougher challenges like light bulbs and puppies.

DEAR LORD I’M LAUGHING SO HARD.

Also, glados would like this.

…wat

DUDE WHAT As a programmer, this made my entire day as it has been, thus far, sub-par.

ovencrispy:

snailbucket:

Reblogging this because I once did a speech where you presented a quote you made up yourself.
This was mine.
SIMPSONS ALWAYS DID IT FIRST.

 HAHAHA ALWAYS~

It’s funny because it’s true. I… think Simpson’s did that first, too.

ovencrispy:

snailbucket:

Reblogging this because I once did a speech where you presented a quote you made up yourself.

This was mine.

SIMPSONS ALWAYS DID IT FIRST.

 HAHAHA ALWAYS~

It’s funny because it’s true. I… think Simpson’s did that first, too.

wellalrightiguess:

mistaxiii:

queenston:

look if you are pissed over this being the Mega Man they included in SFxTekken THEN GET OUT because this is REALLY FUNNY and REALLY GOOD and SHUT UP

Hey, people wanted Mega Man and they got him.
I don’t see what they’re complaining about.

I first saw the helmet. Then I saw the rest of him. A FAT MAN IN A MEGA MAN COSTUME. BAD. BOX. ART. MEGA MAN. I could not have asked for a more perfect iteration of Mega Man.

It’s almost enough to make me get a PS3 and SFxT

wellalrightiguess:

mistaxiii:

queenston:

look if you are pissed over this being the Mega Man they included in SFxTekken THEN GET OUT because this is REALLY FUNNY and REALLY GOOD and SHUT UP

Hey, people wanted Mega Man and they got him.

I don’t see what they’re complaining about.

I first saw the helmet. Then I saw the rest of him. A FAT MAN IN A MEGA MAN COSTUME. BAD. BOX. ART. MEGA MAN. I could not have asked for a more perfect iteration of Mega Man.

It’s almost enough to make me get a PS3 and SFxT